My Husband Irritates the f**k out of me when my husband....?

I did read all the way through and have a question of my own. Didn't you know this about him when you married him? I'm sorry, but this isn't the kind of thing someone just starts doing. This is the way he has had conversations probably all his life. It can be irritating, that's for sure, but if this is the biggest problem you have I think you are pretty lucky.